Tuesday, May 3, 2011

10 Reasons...

...why marrying your imaginary friend is a good GREAT idea.
  1. Since your spouse is not real, you get all the wedding gifts to yourself.  
  2. Consummating the marriage will literally be the best your mind can come up with.
  3. They are never jealous.
  4. They never drink the last beer.
  5. You can totally take advantage of the cabana boy on your honeymoon
  6. They’ll never “accidentally” wake you when you’re trying to sleep in on Sundays.
  7. You don’t have to remember their mother’s name.
  8. They are all brain surgeons.
  9. They will never forget your favorite pizza topping (neither will you ever hear the words, “I’m not in the mood for pizza” when your mouth is watering and you’ve been craving pizza for seemingly endless hours…)
  10. They have to love you, because without you they don’t exist.

1 comment:

  1. 11. You can eat out alone and the whole dinner can (and will) be completely about you.